Is The World Falling Apart Or Are You Just Thirsty?
A poem for the quarantined, the covid safe, and the dehydrated This is an important PSA for all the girls, guys, and gays: Your days are a tragedy, an endless abyss You live in a dorm room, quarantine...
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Alternatives To Virtual Bacchanal
Bwog Staff—that’s me—and my two best friends try to do the impossible: create a guide that will help you survive school. I attended my first Bacchanal over 4036 years ago. We had the biggest stars of...
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Columbia Buildings As COVID-19 Vaccines
“Again and again and again and again.” – Robert Smith, upon receiving his second vaccine dose. There is no better feeling than waking up and remembering that you have a limbic system. The only feeling...
View ArticleHow To: Primal Scream Before Finals During COVID-19
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT’S THAT TIME OF THE SEMESTER AGAIN: PRIMAL SCREAM WEEK. DON’T SCREAM OUTSIDE OF BUTLER WITH MANY OTHER PEOPLE. ^UNSAFE BECAUSE AIRBORNE VIRUS. HERE ARE SAFE ALTERNATIVES. SCREAM...
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Zoom In Real Life
For those who just aren’t ready for precedented times. Since 1987 we have attended class over Zoom. It is understandable, then, that many of us have forgotten how to behave during real-life...
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Columbia Walkways As Percentages
Campus pathways go from 0 to 100 in this tale of valor, romance, and betrayal. Ever since the great Horse-and-Buggy Argument of 1892, Columbia has become world-renowned for its walkways. Low Library in...
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Courseworks Discussion Posts Took Out A Third Mortgage On My House—And Then...
The truths expressed below are universally acknowledged. I am a simple man: I like pint glasses, long walks with the dogs, and campus news. Like Samwise and Frodo on Mt. Doom. I think I speak for...
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Future Is Bright For Swim Test If These Alternatives Are Considered: A...
Bwog explores modern alternatives for Columbia College’s swim test. Not many people know this, but Columbia College, which was founded in 1899 by Peter La Fonze, world-renowned bodybuilder, used to...
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New Rules For Major Programs
It’s time for a New Normal at Columbia. The Citizens Advice Bureau has recently announced its recommendations for revamping major programs at Columbia. The Bureau began work on the project in 2019,...
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